Jokes & Funnies

[MurAtt]

Well ...

What does a trader do when he's waiting for the right and tight exit
or a great entry ...

TimePass

So this thread here is for TimePass ... when u r in the wait ...

Hope this thread keeps you and do not forget to contribute generously to this thread too ...

The benefits of a smile and laugh are far greater than a thousand bucks in your pocket

[MurAtt]

NNS ne ek river cruise program banaya.
Sab ko invite kiya ... future discuss karne ke liye.

Invite list mein : Who's Who of Political arena and Special Parole for Tihar residents
BJP, Cong. DMK (and branches), CPIM and branches and ALL political parties and individuals ko FULL bulaya.

Titanic ki tarah, boat doob gayee




Ab batao .. bacha kaun ?










Hamara desh

[MurAtt]

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.

Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo -
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

[MurAtt]

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had s*x?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no s*x since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

:hmm:

[RA]

NNS ne ek river cruise program banaya.
Sab ko invite kiya ... future discuss karne ke liye.

Invite list mein : Who's Who of Political arena and Special Parole for Tihar residents
BJP, Cong. DMK (and branches), CPIM and branches and ALL political parties and individuals ko FULL bulaya.

Titanic ki tarah, boat doob gayee




Ab batao .. bacha kaun ?










Hamara desh

:cool:

Awesome joke SM Bro.

Sach mein yaar .. these guys are just ruining the growth story ..

[MurAtt]

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He's on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

WHAM!

He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky Frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood.

BOOM! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

BOOM!

Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit kiss me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 18-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton"